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This 17 oz stainless steel bottle doesn’t ask for permission. It keeps your drink ice-cold or blazing hot for hours—no questions, no leaks, no weird smells. Just pop the cap and take the hit.
Cupholder-ready, hike-tested, backpack-friendly. Whether you’re stuck in traffic or trekking off-grid, it’s ready when you are. Because when you’re thirsty, are you gonna wait for the Democrats to give you a permit to drink? Hell no.
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• High-grade stainless steel
• Double-wall, vacuum-sealed
• Keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours
• Leak-proof, stink-proof cap
• Glossy finish with bold color
• ORCA coating for long-lasting prints
• Hand-wash only
Warning: Don’t leave water sitting for 24+ hours. That’s gross.

Stainless steel water bottle
$26.50 USD
Cupholder-ready, hike-tested, backpack-friendly. Whether you’re stuck in traffic or trekking off-grid, it’s ready when you are. Because when you’re thirsty, are you gonna wait for the Democrats to give you a permit to drink? Hell no.
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• High-grade stainless steel
• Double-wall, vacuum-sealed
• Keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours
• Leak-proof, stink-proof cap
• Glossy finish with bold color
• ORCA coating for long-lasting prints
• Hand-wash only
Warning: Don’t leave water sitting for 24+ hours. That’s gross.
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