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Built for the trail. Ready for the fight.
This isn’t a mug — it’s field gear. Lightweight, durable, and tougher than your average Twitter activist. Clip it to your pack, fill it with coffee, chili, or victory — it handles it all without complaint.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only, like Grandma used to do
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. And if it stains? Scrub it with lemon or soda like a patriot. No whining.
This mug is made to order the moment you hit “buy.” That means it ships a little slower — but mass-produced junk is for the weak. No surplus. No shortcuts. Just field-ready gear, printed one patriot at a time.

Who's Your Daddy? - Presidential Enamel Mug
$24.47 USD
This isn’t a mug — it’s field gear. Lightweight, durable, and tougher than your average Twitter activist. Clip it to your pack, fill it with coffee, chili, or victory — it handles it all without complaint.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only, like Grandma used to do
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. And if it stains? Scrub it with lemon or soda like a patriot. No whining.
This mug is made to order the moment you hit “buy.” That means it ships a little slower — but mass-produced junk is for the weak. No surplus. No shortcuts. Just field-ready gear, printed one patriot at a time.
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